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Few steps missing, the squirming, the unexpected discovery it is twice the weight you thought it was, the pointy hooves and contact with various fleshy parts of your anatomy and catching the bloody thing in the first place.
Honestly from a lamb-over-the-wall perspective this is very much “draw the rest of the owl”
So how many sheep tossings do you have under your belt exactly
Dozens, and many over the belt too!
Can’t have children anymore though :/
Don’t forget the ticks!
Shockingly similar to putting your black out drunk friends into bed after a party.
Don’t forget a bucket or trash can.
And to put them on their side so they don’t asphyxiate if they throw up
Get yeeted u lil shit.
Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I’m not there…
What if you eat the wolf first
Is that from a riddle?
Based on what you’ve given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won’t eat the cabbage.
The original riddle is a boat or gondola across the river that can only fit yourself and one thing.
It’s not that hard of a riddle, it’s just that you have to apply the same logic to the other side too.
Great, NOW you tell me.
Rogue lambs, walls everywhere, this will definitely come in handy.
If you are in Wales maybe
Need another guide for the step F, because how the f do you not drop the sheep with that awkward grip?
I like to think this woman is some random agent of chaos letting a sheep out of a farmer’s fields.
PETA handout.
Thought this was a joke but watched Clarksons Farm and read those little fuckers are suicide machines
They’re like fluffier hamsters. You breathe on them wrong and poof, they’re dead. It’s like every sheep is somehow genetically programmed to find the most creative way to end their own existence. And usually that of those around them.
Back in 2005, around 1500 of them jumped off a cliff in Turkey. 400 of them died.
Bad guide. Lift with your knees, people
They lift it with at least one knee
