"We are not colluding in any way" says Coles and Woolworths in joint statement – The Chaser
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"We are completely independent in our decision making at 'insert company here'." said both CEOs in perfect unison.
  • moistclump@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    “The idea that we would work together is ridiculous,” said the CEOs of both companies in perfect unison, “we only care about what is best for our money providers… I mean beloved customers.”