“I didn’t forget.”

AHAHAHA

CAUSE THEIR MARRIAGE IS A GODDAMN FAILURE AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER

Fuck this boomer-ass humor.

Love your goddamn spouse with your whole chest or get a divorce and stop fucking about.

Human beings live for 700,000 hours, and you’re gonna spend some of them chained to someone you can’t bear to be around? Fuck that, go find someone who can’t resist you.