Truck drivin’, bible-thumpin’, gun totin’ knuckledragger in Texas:
“I ain’t gonna buy Lockeed Martin products, I’m gonna boycott them! Make 'murica grate agin!”
Proceeds to angrily keep on NOT buying surface-to-air missiles.as a truck driving, gun toting redneck in texas I’d absolutely buy a SAM if I could, and paint it up in rainbows
Can you imagine, I wouldn’t even want to fire them, just have them decorate my front lawn.
Damn he was so close on buying that package of 12 F-22 Raptors too
No they would say that shit and but Chinese made shit with camo American flags.
If I’m booking a flight and the plane is a lockheed TriStar, I’m going to fly another flight. I am that pricipled in boycotting the wokes.
That’s actually how I feel like many are arguing. I don’t like it, because it’s woke. And it’s woke, because I don’t like it
I was curious if they actually bothered to define what “woke” is. Obviously they don’t, you can’t define the boogey man.
I did find their “how do we rate things” page and the first criteria is: “do they donate to social justice causes.”
How do you literally say “I am against social justice” and think you’re the good guy?
How do you literally say “I am against social justice” and think you’re the good guy?
By first declaring “Social Justice Warriors” to be the enemy and bashing against them at every step for a decade.
I have a lot of trouble seeing how SJW could be an insult, let alone woke
Not woke? Still sleepwalking hey?
(They say “conservative” for “against social justice”; ie “conservative” for “anti-government radical”)
They’re turning the bombs gay.
The bombs change your pronouns to “was/collateral damage” 🥰
was/were
Bombs have been gay since the 90s: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
I heard they’re developing a bomb that makes people gay.
Well, they did look into it.
Don’t need bombs for that
I would say that would solve a lot of problems, but there are a lot of closeted self-hating conservatives.
Those go hard
I could definitely see myself committing war crimes in those
I’m as cis-het as they come, and I’d rock those in a hot minute.
omg i want em now :3
My family DIED because of how woke they were being >:(
Did you have a nice… wake for them?
What the actual fuck!?
Woke, when boiled down to its very basic premise is: giving a shit about other people in society.
They’re against that so much so that they make websites like this to avoid giving money to corporations that pretend to value other people’s existence?
God I hate propagandists so fucking much…
Don’t forget they’re usually also agains cancel culture, which makes this even better.
My coworker wears a “cancel cancel culture” shirt… Ughh…
Pretty sure the people actually using it in a derogatory manner don’t care about common usage or meaning and use it as a placeholder for the n* word when talking in public. Urban, woke, DEI, East coast elite, etc is all just bigotry and racism.
Apparently, Google is the queen of woke.
It’s simply amazing to consider YouTube an enemy when YouTube is basically the soul reason right wing propaganda has spread to the level that it has today. YouTube is the breeding ground for the alt right. Their complaint is literally the opposite of reality, and as I type that I realize I’ve typed that a lot before haven’t I? Same old shit I guess.
But what other company can I rely on to give me a megaphone to tell people how much I’m being silenced?
I think more that they mean that alphabet has a massive dei programs. Special teams for minorities, required reporting on dei compliance for orgs, and official recognition of minority holidays etc for their employee base.
It’s annoying that these big, evil corporations that woke people hate are considered “woke” by conservatives.
It’s annoying
I find it hilarious that Google is getting hate from both sides. It’s not like they don’t deserve it, DEI aside.
Fellas, is it woke for YouTube to funnel viewers towards pro-fascist videos?
To awaken the spirit of a nation, to feel the will of God, Family and Country. That’s pretty woke, though not exactly uhh good
This is absolutely true, but not in the sense this is trying to portray. They censor me hard, and I’m not even that political, just anti-spyware. They censor anything they don’t like, so if you slight them for being a mass-data collection organization that shit all over their own old slogan, they put you on their shit list actively keeping you from being able to speak. Really, Google isn’t “woke” more so just a bunch of pandering opportunist capitalist predators in sheep’s wool. The word “woke” itself has devolved.
I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. “So woke they never sleep” these bigots are comedy gold.
DEI is woke. I guess I should’ve realized this sooner.
Treating everyone with basic human decency = “woke”
the chucklefucks whining about “woke” can’t even define what the term means, let along know a single goddamn thing about lockheed martin
Woke is when rainbow flags, according to these guys lmao
Damn those homosexuals, they ruined warmongering!
Alright Nixon’s head, let’s get you to bed.
I’ll never buy a Lockheed Martin product again.
As a joke I was looking for general everyday items they might’ve sold but now I feel like I’m on a new list.
I did find cool Hawaiian satellite shirts that I kinda want now
No lie, I want that shirt
They launched that whole fucken fashion line as a pr stunt, it pains me that they’re actually pretty snazzy clothes
Hoellee shit. I need that
I had to throw away my brand new F-35 Lightning II. I hate SJWs so much for this!!!
Their methodology is basically this :
- Find news articles about the company
- If it’s a positive article about the company’s environmental work, inclusion statements or supports any Biden policies then BAM woke.
- If it’s an article about the company donations to election denying politicians, about the company being accused of racism or about Republican donations then it gets stamped non woke.
- Average the results and profit!
I’m not sure how many articles they “find” or how they decide which ones to include but this website is as hilarious as it is sad. Imagine being so afraid of the word “woke” that you feel the need curate a list of companies to avoid.
They don’t even have ratings for Nestlé or Coca-Cola. What the fuck is this
Nestle isn’t woke. It’s evil. That’s why it’s not listed.
A website dedicated to telling you whether it’s woke or not. From a commercial perspective, that’s bloody brilliant.
(From any other perspective it’s a bloody shame.)
