beefbot

…”but only for the attention!” - Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock, probably

“Hate” is a pretty weak word for how we feel about healthcare CEOs

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

They also removed the right click option “copy (text) without site tracking “

Gods. Gods. I’m so sorry this has happened to you & I wish any words could do anything but: I read this, lots of strangers here did, & you telling your story made a fucking difference. I hope everyone in this situation gets what they deserve, & most of all you who deserves healing and health and care

No probably he’s still grieving for his loved one who died as a direct result of their medical care claim getting denied (& I promise you Chipmunk Cheek’s rich sociopath family is looking at every record in their business to find out who they ficked over so bad)

And if he’s really smart he’d stay offline entirely for a long while

But I bet he knows, without that modern psychosis (having to constantly know what people say about you online), what a difference he made 🙏

WHAT. GAME. IS IT.
Or don’t waste everyone’s fkg time Jesus

I hate to say this but

Probably the cops will find someone who looks enough like him, who also is unknown enough they can find / eliminate/ bribe everyone who knows him , then they’ll kill that guy and spin any story they want in the media (who ofc they own or collude with too)

We all watched them sit around for an hour knowing small children were dying inside a school. We know exactly what they’re made of

If I’d done what that CEO fuck probably did to this guys family, he would a been justified in killing me too

• JEFF BEZOS IS SHORT
• like Putin level short
• THATS WHY HES LIKE THAT

I have a hot take that if I can’t even make it through the trailer…

This is text, where vocal tone and human body language has been removed. Ingenting är ovvio che è* uno scherzo , niente som helst 😂

There, I used text to explain myself and it should have been obvious to you. Did you understand? Nääää??

No, turducken, nothing is ever obvious. Assuming that it is reveals what jubs id oweaib upi Aew 😘

*maybe I should have used the subjunctive here but I forget the rules

Because the CEOs need a second summer home and a fourth sex dungeon?

Weird. Reminds me of how health care CEOs murder people and get away with it for decades

And DON’T discuss such a password near any phones

You fuck the drummer while the others are confused & arguing. You ALWAYS FUCK THE DRUMMER.

They’re the crazy ones so they’re good in bed

source: half the dudes I boned from 20-25

Nope sorry. The style, in the case of this sentence & that famous Buffalo cow-pie, has pushed both sentences beyond people’s ability to understand it without additional processing time. Therefore the style is bad, and should feel bad.

That journalistic style is really only to lower word count anyway, so that headlines could fit onto printed newspaper pages, & maybe to save on ink. I don’t fuckin’ care about a 100 year old practice, nor the editors who sacrificed my understanding so that they could save a buck or 5 seconds. I care about understanding a goddamn sentence.

I see the legal groundwork for the first concentration camp is here

The Swedes will never be that stupid, sorry