A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?
A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?
Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.
What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.
Woooosh! I, Loomi, wave my magic wand for you and there are no more men over 6 feet.
I have done this for you, but you, you are still you.
By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.
Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….
So much hate
(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )
We Gen x have been practicing taking a back seat our entire lives. As a generation we still don’t outnumber the boomers. Or we just crossed them on the graph. Pre covid we were supposed to finally cross around 2027. Covid might have skewed the projections. Kind of explains why we are the way we are. Never could do fuck all unless the boomers also wanted it.
And now the millennials are the largest group. Yall got the numbers. Use ‘em.
Holy shit