Spice Girls lasted longer than the Confederacy and had a much bigger cultural impact. Plus the reunion tour.

Rupaul owns about a million acres of oil fields, their money is from petroleum products.

I always thought these sorts of things needed five members. You need five people to start a religion, five people for a conspiracy, five people for an orgy.

I don’t mind Tom Bombadil being left out (he and Goldberry deserve their own Middle Earth Musical) but my man Fatty Bolger was done dirty in the movies.

Everyone thinks Hagrid is Scottish because of that other groundskeeper.

Post these on Facebook and get ignorant boomers to spread them.

Didn’t the ring slip away from Gollum because it sensed Sauron gaining strength? I thought it was dormant more than anything. If the ring had somewhere better to be it would have acted on Gollum sooner. Gollum chilled in the cave for 500 years because that’s what the ring wanted to do, just waiting for its master.

This oughta shut those uppity fags up - The Vicar of Christ

Bikes or motorbikes can also bypass unexpected obstacles. If your APC is rolling down the road and there’s a tree fall you most likely need to stop your vehicle and get out and clear it. Bikes or motorbikes may not even need to slow down, just bypass the obstacle entirely. Think of that scene in Children of Men with the fallen tree and the flaming car rolled down the hill, that ambush relied entirely on stopping the target, but probably wouldn’t have worked as well on a group of bikers.

I don’t know if there’s a lemmy community for Humans Are Space Orks but your scenario would definitely fit that HFY sub-genre.

Comedians getting elected everywhere, John Stewart save us!