The Giant Korean@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."The Giant Korean@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Stamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months ago"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 months agoPlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 10 months agoPlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months ago“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squareFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldcakeEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squareChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldcakeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months ago"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squarePoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Pronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months ago"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squarePronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer 1: "How long does this dude need to be stuffed inside the oven?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer 1: "How long does this dude need to be stuffed inside the oven?"plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "This bounty is extra gold per head, right?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "This bounty is extra gold per head, right?"plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoCan I just do a-... A yeet check?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCan I just do a-... A yeet check?PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can feel your mage hand, like you're fisting a warm wet bowl of mud.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can feel your mage hand, like you're fisting a warm wet bowl of mud.PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoI thought I was taking Aderall, but it was only caffeine pills. At least it explains why I nearly shit my pants every morning...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI thought I was taking Aderall, but it was only caffeine pills. At least it explains why I nearly shit my pants every morning...PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
