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minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoI’m trying to imagine the calculation that happened in the head of the last one, where they decided “if she thinks I fucked the dog it’ll be better than if she thinks I cheated on her”
minus-squareKiosade@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoI don’t think it’s that, I think he just told her he got crabs from petting a dog or something.
minus-squareFollyDolly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoImagine someone cheats on you with an entirely diffrent species. Like, they didn’t just give up on women, they gave up on humanity.
I’m trying to imagine the calculation that happened in the head of the last one, where they decided “if she thinks I fucked the dog it’ll be better than if she thinks I cheated on her”
I don’t think it’s that, I think he just told her he got crabs from petting a dog or something.
Imagine someone cheats on you with an entirely diffrent species. Like, they didn’t just give up on women, they gave up on humanity.