How should I know that you’re supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?
I would think it’s fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.
Timeless
Don’t put this in your butt, it’s just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.
Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.
"Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”
This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.
game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too
Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.
It works better if it’s glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.
I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long
