Seriously, can you ever get a name correctly? Never ever in my life have I had my name written correctly. Even if I spell my name, they still get it wrong. How does anyone ever do that?

The coffee is terrible. But I still have to go there every once in a while since it’s right by my department, and all the other coffee shops are 10 mins by foot. But I think this is gonna be more of a reason for me to not go there. They ask me to wait for the coffee, and then shout a random name, which I’m supposed to know is my name. And even if I’m the only waiting customer, they won’t let me know that my order is ready. I’m usually on the lookout, but if I’m facing the other way, it’s impossible for me to know.

And it’s not just that location. This happens every fucking where. I know I have a very nonstandard name, but c’mon! It’s one thing to pronounce it wrong. How tf do you spell it wrong, when I TOLD YOU THE CORRECT SPELLING!