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minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoMaybe instead of pooping the poop juat transforms into 100 farts when it reaches the end of your digestive tract. So you go to the toilet and instead of dumping a log you just fart for 5 minutes straight.
minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoThat would be dope. I’d take that deal.
Maybe instead of pooping the poop juat transforms into 100 farts when it reaches the end of your digestive tract. So you go to the toilet and instead of dumping a log you just fart for 5 minutes straight.
That would be dope. I’d take that deal.
Same. No more wiping my ass