The two genders
For basically anything sexual and even vaguely kinky, there are two types of women. Those who do not believe any woman could possibly enjoy it, and those who can’t get off without it. The important thing is to ask first.
Almost like consent and communication are the most important parts of intimacy.
There usually is not that much room in a vagina to slap, slapping the labia or vulva in general is possible.
Edit: Potato salad rulz
Why can’t we just use vagina to describe all that in casual conversation? It’s not like there is a better word. Everyone knows what you mean when you say it.
“He punched me in the dick.” Could mean just about anywhere on the dick, I’m not going to say someone punched me on the glans or the shaft or whatever.
What’s wrong with vulva?
If I slap a woman that way I would be hitting a variety of parts of her body. When you say vagina everyone knows what you mean, it is already part of the common lexicon to use the word in this manner, most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy. So, unless I need to give a small biology lesson when doing something slightly kinky to, or about, a sex organ, I am just gonna say vagina, or some other euphemism. Box, vag, pussy, etc.
most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy
*pedantry
This is sublime.
Thanks! I was getting worried nobody would get it 😁