What would you do?

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
    3·
    2 months ago

    Free stairs!!

    Most people don’t know this, but there is no law prohibiting you from just taking any ominous stairs you happen upon in the woods. I have like 20 of them at home already.
    (I’m stacking them to hopefully one day reach hell)

  • thedarkfly@feddit.nl
    2·
    2 months ago

    In Belgium, we have the same thing. The explanation is that the highest point of the country is at 694 m, so they built 6 m of stairs to reach 700 m.

      • notabot@lemm.ee
        1·
        2 months ago

        Well, somebody get someone to dispatch a Mobile Task Force stat, or we’re going to end up with some eldritch abomination popping through a portal, tap dancing down those stairs and eating everyone’s eyeballs. I mean, we’re probably going to end up with that anyway, but I’d feel a lot more comfortable knowing there’s a MTF on standby.

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
    1·
    2 months ago

    Me: “Yeah… No fucking way i’ll go up that.”

    My hiking expert friend: “Good, you already know of the curse.”

    [Me at my first hiking experience; Sweating and cursing, with every single muscle of my body screaming in pain] “What curse?”