What would you do?
Free stairs!!
Most people don’t know this, but there is no law prohibiting you from just taking any ominous stairs you happen upon in the woods. I have like 20 of them at home already.
(I’m stacking them to hopefully one day reach hell)In Belgium, we have the same thing. The explanation is that the highest point of the country is at 694 m, so they built 6 m of stairs to reach 700 m.
they’re so real for that
F5, chunks havent loaded correctly
You mean F3 + A. F5 changes your view perspective.
You’re right, I’m too used to browser shortcuts (-_-’ )
A S C E N D
Me: “Yeah… No fucking way i’ll go up that.”
My hiking expert friend: “Good, you already know of the curse.”
[Me at my first hiking experience; Sweating and cursing, with every single muscle of my body screaming in pain] “What curse?”
I was gonna say… All the comments here are people wanting to ascend the stairs. You NEVER ascend the stairs. You stay the hell away from them! Only bad things come from messing with random stairs in the woods. Has no one here read the Search and Rescue Officer stories on Reddit?!
Here’s the beginning of his series. The last story on this page is about the stairs, but if you continue reading his other posts in the series, he eventually meets another SAR officer who goes into depth about horror stories involving the stairs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/
Oh yes, good old Reddit times. Good to some the fellow travelers ended up here.
Where’s the SCP when you need them?
Here: !scp@lemmy.world 0w0
Well, somebody get someone to dispatch a Mobile Task Force stat, or we’re going to end up with some eldritch abomination popping through a portal, tap dancing down those stairs and eating everyone’s eyeballs. I mean, we’re probably going to end up with that anyway, but I’d feel a lot more comfortable knowing there’s a MTF on standby.
Piss from the top of it.
Stand at the top with carry-on luggage and wait.
Walk up to the top, slide down on the rail, hurt myself and die in the forest.
Shia LaBeouf
