Free stairs!!

Most people don’t know this, but there is no law prohibiting you from just taking any ominous stairs you happen upon in the woods. I have like 20 of them at home already.
(I’m stacking them to hopefully one day reach hell)

A S C E N D

Me: “Yeah… No fucking way i’ll go up that.”

My hiking expert friend: “Good, you already know of the curse.”

[Me at my first hiking experience; Sweating and cursing, with every single muscle of my body screaming in pain] “What curse?”