• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 months ago

    GRAPE-jelly in a squeezy, ketchup-style plastic bottle mixed with plastic bottle peanut butter in a standard-issue IKEA bowl, only then applied between two non-wholegrain, untoasted toasts.

    Can someone add a YEAH, a guitar, an eagle and the US-American flag as effects?

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      6 months ago

      Nope, that’s not American traditional, and you can’t put that concoction on us.

      Also, it’s really a stretch to call peanut butter “infamous sugar cream”. It’s got like 3g of sugar per 30g peanut butter. That’s pretty close to just plain peanuts. It’s not Nutella with it’s 50% sugar content.
      You avoid eating too much peanut butter because peanuts are basically little nuggets of oil with the minimum amount of fiber and protein required for them to be a solid.