Everything just screams crime about this — both the order itself as well as the fact that they found a way to screw it up anyways, not to mention the fact he had a dude drive an empty box across town for a stupid Internet joke.
I’m just glad Greg decided to tip well over 100% for this stunt, so please be lenient with your judgement.
A man sits down at a cafe and asks the waiter for a coffe without cream and a croissant. He sits and waits, and a little while later the waiter comes back to the table with only the croissant and says “I’m so sorry sir, we’re all out of cream. Can I get you a coffee without milk instead?”