(Or at least partly factual, I don’t know if we’ve proved that they can’t read.)
- They can go a lifetime without water
Birds are experts in conserving water.
Along with mammals, they’re the only animals capable of concentrating urine, and this helps them reduce the water they need, thus reducing their weight and making flight a heck of a lot easier – even if they choose not to fly much.
These birds can go an entire lifetime without drinking water (technically, so can everything else, but at least in roadrunners that lifetime isn’t reduced by it), and get their moisture entirely from their diets.
https://factanimal.com/roadrunner/
Chuck Jones did the research!
I don’t care what Chuck Jones has to say.
I need Chuck Testa.
Is that roadrunner holding a sign?
Nope. Chuck Testa.
How about Chuck Tingle?
My big brained billionaire coyote boyfriend wants to invite a roadrunner into the mix but I haven’t worked through my feelings about casual polyamory yet and also I am a ghost bigfoot
I’m cool with the whole furry thing, my friend. Good luck to you!
When he popped into hbomberguy’s 50-something hour Donkey Kong 64 nightmare stream for trans charity I lost it