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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days ago

Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days ago

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The United States Constitution will be modified to include the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, according to a policy document leaked from the Donald Trump campaign.

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