this has to be satire
One would hope that a message THAT tone deaf wouldn’t have even made it to the keyboard before realizing what a catastrophically bad idea it was.
“How can I best serve the company” 🤮
A thought I had not once in my entire work life
“sorry boss. I can beat serve the company by making sure I’m well rested for my normal, scheduled shifts. Can’t come in.”
This but unironically
7/10 meme, I got a chuckle when I saw “mandatory voluntary “
Ahh yes, voluntary mandatory, just like life imprisonment death sentence.
Sounds like the company needs to increase its bus factor. Luckily, I can help the company by not doing any of this nonsense, to pressure execs into hiring more staff so that the team is robust enough to weather a catastrophe.
Tell me you live in America without saying you live in America…
This is the kinda job I like to get just to fuck with management.
I need your drive, man. I work at a university. People are mostly nice, but I still get annoyed with it.
Nah, you gotta pull this shit as a part timer unless you’re already retired/independently wealthy. Don’t fuck with your actual career or income.
every time someone tried to call me in i would say i’ve had alcoholic drinks; they shut up pretty quick after that.
On call rules AND on call pay, or STFU. Your staffing problem isn’t my problem and I can contact legal authorities if you do write me up for having my phone off or just not coming in.
Pour one out this Memorial day for anyone stuck working for such a massive powertripping cunt as the one that wrote this.
I bet they’re also the type to loudly exclaim “no one wants to work anymore” when no one answers their calls at 4 in the morning.
The appropriate answer to that is the full staff making a chorus and singing to the bosses “FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU! WE’RE LEEEEAVING!”