Too many pixels, I can’t read it.
Thank you, was going to request this
Get stabbed
Bleed out in a literal gutter
$800 tho
Fun trick! Don’t try in America!
If anything it would be easier in America.
Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they’re running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.
This protip only works for Cops
Yeah or the rich
Nah, rich people don’t really do that. They’ll just ruin your life and let you take care of the rest.
Do Americans even know how to ride a bicycle?
I understand the “kick a dude’s ass and take their wallet” part, but not why we need the bike with gps prelude
Seriously, it’s just mugging. The bicycle part is a whole separate issue, if you do this you’re just mugging people. Same crime, same potential legal consequences, same potential for getting a sharpened screwdriver in your kidney.
It’s all fun and games till the person who stole your bike has a weapon, or is bigger than you and has friends with them
I’ll take $75 of my profits and buy a shit new bike whenever someone I can’t beat up takes it
(I cannot beat up many people. I would not profit from this model.)
