waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!

Isn’t it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

That is interesting actually, but compared to other companies I’d not say that’s significant. Specially because I suspect they switched to WebKit because they had no other choice 🤷‍♂️

If you do anything as merely speak the name of anything FOSS in Apple headquarters, they throw you in a deep dark well in the middle of the campus and remove your name from the world of the living.

It’s all fun and games till the person who stole your bike has a weapon, or is bigger than you and has friends with them

“Sorry the cameras malfunctioned and 4 of the guards destroyed the documents then committed suicide. Nothing is to be done here.”

Come on son, we worked hard and ruined the economy and the climate and the nature, now be a good boy and pay for our retirement.