• AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Her: “What’s Lemmy?”

    Me: “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

    Her: (visibly drying)

      • SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org
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        1 year ago

        Let’s say you’ve been a bad girl. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let’s say you’re also daddy’s girl.

        Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.