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Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.
Plus it is served cold like gazpacho!
Minsc’s pet is on the shade of butthole scale but not on the thightness-looseness scale… My disappointment is immeasurable
I mean, the loosest rodent anus is probably comparable to a moderately tight human anus at most.
god fuck why did I post that
No way wither’s ass tastes gourmet
For sure he knows prestidigitation. Just a single level one cantrip away from a butthole that smells like roses and tastes like heaven.