• PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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    18 days ago

    The president: “MARTIAL LAW”

    The military, coming out in full kit: “Uh, civilian control of the military. Guess we can’t refuse.”

    The legislature: “UNMARTIAL LAW”

    The military, packing up: “Civilian control of the military. We can’t refuse.”