My favorite McConnell observation: if his hands were any blacker, he’d take away his own right to vote.

He’ll do anything to have the floor.

Come on now, we’re better than this. We shouldn’t be making fun of a man while he’s down.

We should be kicking him.

Can he fucking go already?

Good. Hope everyday he falls. It can remind him of where he will sit in history. On the ground with the rest of the shit.

Did someone already say “Bitch McConnel”?

What I actually need the news to tell me is if I should start buying fireworks to celebrate his death.

I would also accept a hero named Luigi primavera getting involved.

I hope he broke out his fucking teeth

I’m rooting for gravity

If he landed on his back he’s done for.

Why doesn’t the guy just retire already? He’s rat fucked the U.S. for decades to come long enough.

Oh man I’m really sorry to hear that, is the floor doing alright!?

If only someone stepped on him

Was the turtle saved by his shell?

Unfortunately he is one of the few Republicans who stood up to Trump in any way. He’ll just be replaced by some yes-man soon enough.