WASHINGTON—Telling Americans that they must act now to avoid losing out on the chance of a lifetime, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas announced at a press conference Monday a 50% discount on all favorable rulings. “Today and today only, I’m offering half off on tilting any jurisprudence in your favor—all…
  • yesman@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 months ago

    I bet that this corrupt asshole has been sniffing for counteroffers since Oliver’s show.

    I’ll bet the biggest stick in his eye is not that everyone is laughing at him, it’s that he sees how cheaply he sold out.