Fucking autocorrect had it as ‘rage’
The bird:
You mean the dog?
(Not related)
Behold, dog.
Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning
Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete
Carpet has cracks and pitting?
That’s what it looked like to me, admittedly I didn’t look too hard or carefully when I first glanced at it
6/10
I would give more because of the bird, but you asked to ignore it…
Is that a Fleshlight I spy?
no that’s a turkey
Gobbles nervously
Gobble gobble motherfucker
Great cable management!
(┛✧Д✧))┛彡┻━┻
Edit:
(ヘ・_・)ヘ┳━┳
That’s a fucking sexy turkey.
Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔
Oh, he’s soloing all right…
bachelor/10
9/10. I’d have given it a 10 but I didn’t see any lube. You got the fleshlight and tissues ready but no lube.
0.5/10 without the birb. 17/10 with the birb.
Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard
I think that’s a subwoofer on the floor not a computer tower.
You can’t just ignore the bird when bird is equal to or greater than the word smh head!