Crossposted!

Outrageous choice.

Was it that one that woke up a very confused baby?

In a different universe, we’re all playing this.

This image was how I found it, but reverse image search doesn’t seem to be finding the original source for me. I guess this has been circulating everywhere.

(But no, I am unfortunately 100% human)

Ah, I didn’t know there were Kirkland wool socks! Will have to look next time, thanks.

I think the green must be mold.

Got a favorite brand?

Done!

“To all those growing skeptical of this party’s strategies and overall agenda, let me just say we hear you loud and clear. Rest assured we will be doing everything short of interpreting that sound into words and responding to those words in any way shape or form.”

The best line in the whole article

They didn’t even try to hide it!

Do y’all think Elon’s looking to run for office one day? Or does he just find it exciting to be included?

They usually have super predatory lines of credit you can sign up for, you know, in case you’re out of money and would still like to enjoy losing that much.

If your vessel’s bartender has eyebrows and doesn’t wear a cool hat, something has gone wrong.

Right, like is there even a bullet in the chamber initially? Yes, but safety on? I’m very curious too.

The seats without coverage are somewhat cheaper, for those who don’t want to pay for the premium security package.

They’re all perfect, lol