ADHD etc. I know, but my brain says do a risk/issue impact analysis and do prioritise

I said yes quite vocally when I read this. I’m not even American, but that’s how desperate I am for some good news.

Fuck’s sake, country and world; get your shit together.

Google seems to suggest they’re some sort of fintech company out of South Africa? Either way if that’s their product then I’d run a mile in the other direction, and then another just be sure.

Wait, I didn’t even realise Williams F1 was involved…

The headline says largest, not first?

Well cunt, the decisions you and your c suite predecessors made led to this situation in the first place. Find a solution and earn your wage for once.

But but but, he also said binary… that’s 101 right?

Microsoft installs security updates automatically.

When you say ran everything, what kinda stuff?

Everyone is assuming it’s some intern pushing a release out accidentally or a lack of QA but Microsoft also pushed out July security updates that have been causing bsods on the 9th(?). These aren’t optional either.

What’s the likelihood that the CS file was tested on devices that hadn’t got the latest windows security update and it was an unholy union of both those things that’s caused this meltdown. The timelines do potentially line up when you consider your average agile delivery cadence.

Also, enterprise infrastructure running on a Mac? It’s something I’ve never heard of in over a decade and a half of working in tech. And now I’m curious. Is it a thing?

Who wrote that article? The amount of typos and misspellings is insane.

I’m not a fan or sympathiser for Boebert but nothing in the way the article is written seems to imply impartial journalism. We are so fucked.

Bartering is back on the menu bois

When is he going to take to the sea?

“If I paid for the whole door I’m going to use the whole fucking door.”

This is memeable, yes; but usually when news like this starts coming out a nation shit’s definitely gone sideways for it.

Me: I need to leave this community. What if these memes are just making me think I have ADHD when I don’t.

Also me on literally every meme that’s posted here: haha, hard rel8