#GiantIsopod2024 Accept no substitute!

Plot twist: the liquid inside the ball is nitroglycerin.

Idk man, I have it on good authority that JFK’s head just did that all on its own.

It really is! I ran out of ammo yesterday when I was shooting up an Oklahoma daycare center. Walked across the street to the Walmart and got another 50 rounds of 7.62 from the vending machine. I was back to shooting toddlers in like 5 minutes flat! So convenient!

/s

Gluten intolerant person here. It’s like any other allergies where it runs the gambit. Most of us only have digestive issues if we eat it. Very rarely however, people will have the thing where they will just fucking explode into hives if someone breaks out a piece of bread in the same room as them. Just like peanut kid in elementary school.

Either toss my ass in a dumpster or give me a sky burial. No exceptions.

For a fun prank, pour out a small drop of Nitroglycerin and smack it with a hammer to scare your friends. :^)

Classic Conservative. All feelings of empathy begin and end at himself.