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  • Bananobanza@lemmy.worldtogrimdank@lemmy.worldHeresy AND bad taste
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    1 month ago

    From what I can remember, and I might misremember some tiny stuffs; the chaos god Slaanesh was already kinda forming in the warp. At some point these space elves just got so bored with their lives, as they were very well off, they started to engage in these steadily worsening acts of sex, torture, mutilation etc; they even let it be done to themselves for, you know, a change of pace.

    This sudden influx of chaotic energy caused by these deviant acts on an interstellar scale gave Slaanesh such a growthspurt that it instantly got pushed to creation, creating a violent warp/psychic explosion. As the space elves essentially “created” the chaos god they all suffered from this explosion, causing instant death. Only the elves in the webway where spared.

    So actually, only a handful of Eldar as a race remain. I think the Dark Eldar learned their lesson now not to over indulge?


  • Thats a Dark Eldar, or Drukhari. You know, the space elves that went so incredibly, interstellar, ballistic with sex and torture that they, uknowingly, created the chaos god Slaanesh which started with this big ass psychic explosion that killed a lot of Eldars. And i mean a lot!

    Or if that’s your thing, go ahead!







  • Updating or reposting a review with “this is Amazons fault” takes absolutely no effort and wil help a small businesses more then leaving a wrongly aimed review.

    And suing Amazon as a small business is speedrunning “get fucked through legal debts and file bankruptcy 100%”, even if it’s Amazons fault.


  • -"The buyer who left the review, a teacher named Erin Elizabeth Herbert, told Bloomberg that the Barons had reached out directly to explain what happened, but she forgot to update the review and still has not as of this writing.

    “I always meant to go back and revise my review to reflect that, and life got busy and I never did,” Herbert told Bloomberg."-

    Oh fuck off with the whole “i always meant”. The company contacted you directly and you immediately just " forget" the update the review? The least you could do is remove the review and post a new one on a later date if you are so busy.

    And fuck Amazon.