Battle Masker

You couldn’t make The Manchurian Candidate today because no one plays solitare with a real deck of cards anymore, and few people play it on any electronic devices due to she sheer amount of other options available

that was no metaphor

I can hear him shouting “You’re terrible! Look men! Look how terrible he is!”

from the people who brought you “stepping on shit feeling”

They’re always like “I serve God and my country.” but which one is above the other, God or your country?

this feels like an American conservative trolley problem

(yawning intensifies)

I’m more interested I’m a faminethog. Or a pestilencethog, or a deaththog

I understand most these, but why incest porn specifically?

I’ve seen so much from/about that game I forgot that you can still spoil it for some people. I just knew everyone knew about it, given how it enveloped the internet for a brief time after it was out

MAYBE THE HOG HE CRANKIN IS THE FRIENDS HE MADE ALONG THE WAY

to add insult to injury, this site’s reportedly a scam that may not even send you the dumpster fire coin you ordered

When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

don’t forget the statewide ban on pornographic material. granted it was mostly as anti-lgbt hate speech, but it banned like all sorts of shit including pornhub and it’s subcompanies, several textbooks, etc

for me, it was discoverability. Like, several guides said “use tags” but 4 out of 5 people DON"T. And more often than not, when you do search the tags, you see several posts that aren’t what you wanted at all. Or worse, the tag you search doesn’t have any posts newer than several months to a year. Basically it relied on an honor system where few people had honor.

is there oil?

*Reagan

“This coffee tastes like shit!”

“It is shit, Austin.”

“Oh good, then it’s not just me.”

if nothing else, watch for this iconic scene

https://tenor.com/bpJX7.gif

Mom, look what I found on a flash drive in Grand Dad’s house!