Can Mario jump off Yoshi, sacrificing the noble creature to add yet another star to the cruel plumber’s collection?

Does she want Harris in the Oval Office before January?

It’s funny because the Cybertruck is the Fortnight of cars

People thinking this is real need to take a deep breath and start thinking critically about what they read online.

I’ll take my validation where I can get it, thanks!

I played this three times! There was a qualifier round, then a quarter final or something on stage, and I did well enough in that that I got to come back the next day and lose on stage! I peaked in 1990.

Yeah, I can’t remember anything bad that happened in 2020.

Famine and climate refugees lead to authoritarian governments. Or, just have it in the backdrop like a comedy about a heatwave in March where people are sweltering and it turns into a meetcute.

Or just the super fucked up first chapter of Ministry for the Future.

I never want to look in any direction without seeing a screen. Preferably 3.

• The Mystery of Atlantis
• Cobra Triangle
• Donkey Kong Jr. Math
• Golf
• Mach Rider
• Solar Jetman
• Urban Champion.

Does she get to keep the money? I know it’s evidence, but they still gave it to her. She owns it, right? When the trial is done, why shouldn’t she get it?

Putting that sign next to the street kind of confuses the message.

Ted Lasso is a great portrayal of masculinity

Time and space are the same thing, if you’re traveling in time it seems like you could travel in space at the same time.

That shirt must have cost a lot, the patterns are so complicated. I wish I knew where to get a shirt like that.

This is the government’s guide to passports, not a private institution, right?

My state’s DOT measures success by Vehicle Miles Traveled. The more driving people do, the better the DOT is doing. Sprawl? Line goes up! One more lane? Line goes up!

There’s no seat on the bench

Gesundheit

Is that RMS?