With more articles like this I’m going to start taking what the Onion publishes more seriously.

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Ah the ol’ pump-and-dump-a-roo

Are we going to pretend they’re not just going to jump to the latter without feigning an attempt to do the prior?

Right, there’s no way they would do something super unethical and try to apply their words differently to a sitting president above reproach in comparison to the convicted felon running for office.

RIGHT?!?!

So they’ve been removed from their positions and are under investigation for conspiracy to commit treason. Right?

What are these “social programs” you speak of?

That’s a very light sentence for treason.

Yo mama so fat and nasty, they film casting couch videos on top of her.

Yo mama so fat, yo daddy checks her for change.

I think you meant shnippet

Not that im challenging what you’re saying, I’m having difficulty understanding how that doesn’t directly counter the Gish Gallop technique effectively.

Could you elaborate? And what would be the ideal way to combat that technique in your opinion?

Honestly having Trump swear on one of his stupid red hats with MAGA would probably be the equivalent to his version of swearing on the Bible. After all, his word is gospel to his mouth breathing cult.