What I want for Christmas.
What I want is a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock… and this thing which tells time. I think that everybody should have a Red Ryder BB gun. They’re very good for Christmas. I don’t think that a football’s a very good Christmas present.
The top half is drawn completely different (looking like a classic far side) than the lower shaded half (looking more like an old cartoon). I’m sure the difference in drawing style has something to do with the joke, but I’m not sure how.