So did she win something? Just bragging rights? Meh. There’s not much point if you can’t either get paid or make some kind of progress information pop up on your screen.

“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”

Okay gog sucks but this actually makes me wonder if I should dry them again anyway.

That moment when a town catastrophically lives up to its name.

I’m pretty sure it’s still genetics. We’ll see what happens in the next few centuries (if we survive that long).

Sounds fake, but okay. Also that’s not how genetics works - no matter what your kid looks like, they’re still 50% of each parent.

An old friend of mine’s sister got knocked up by her then-boyfriend, a 6-foot+ hulk with coal black skin. The baby came out white and curly blonde, although as she got older he features started to reflect her father’s looks more, and her hairline is kinda weird.

Whatever you do don’t mix it up with your interstellar suspended animation pod.

They don’t need to spend money to convince people that meat is delicious - I wonder what all that money goes to.

Is it too late to drown myself in napalm?

Time to lawyer up. Though I don’t know how the law works there in Britland.

Now I’m glad I never bought an LG TV.

If I was the family of this girl I’d want to sure this dude so hard he’d end up living in a box under a bridge. Then go find him and take away his box.

This is gross and weird, and I can’t understand the psychology that goes on inside of people who are so lacking and self-awareness and are this messed up in the head.

Now if he’d just tossed the stick at it longwise so that it touched several wires at the same time, it might get a result. I’m personally not sure how much a reaction you’d get out of dry wood with 10,000 volts. Stripping the bark off of green stick with definitely be better, or a wet stick. Although if electricity arced through the stick at least it probably wouldn’t kill him because of the amount of resistance that stick has.

Mythbusters did it.

Oh course. A lot of extroverts conflate fame with healthy interpersonal relationships.

I would have told her that attractiveness can’t make up for a lack of personality, but that Ola guy ain’t wrong either.

This is seriously fucking weird. “how often have you had blood exit your genitals this month, you filthy female” is not a question that anyone should be asking, especially the government. These freaks couldn’t even point out anatomical features on a picture of a reproductive system (male or female, but especially female). Like bitch, of you can correctly label and describe the function of all the parts of a woman’s sexual anatomy, them maybe you could have some input on the conversation, but even then you still shouldn’t be making other people’s decisions. Go fund some bridge repairs you vile little troglodites. JFC.

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