That’s okay I guess; when are they planning on making products that don’t suck?

I got five air conditioners from them years back for an old house I lived in, and they all busted at the same time. I got a DVD rewriter from them which also busted. I got a TV from them a short while ago and it’s also busted. Literally the only product I ever got from them that didn’t bust (yet!) was a fridge. I wouldn’t have bought the TV either if it wasn’t somewhat cheap, well-sized and 4K (8K?).

Um, I think trying to swallow a whole bottle like that may present bigger problems

This isn’t arable land, this is Europle land!

The stalked has become the stalker

Not humoring this childish nonsense about a novel; scum like you won’t even press Kamala at every moment to stop her support of genocide because you don’t give a damn about the Palestinians; you gonna vote for her in the tens of millions? Then why aren’t there tens of millions putting her on the spot about her support for Israel? You people don’t give a damn and you’re not conning anyone here.

I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?

(cause too close to reality for comfort)

When it’s not a marketing team bumbling things up, you instead surrender the creativity to someone’s fickle whims.

I’m sure this is going to go about as well as the star citizen’s devs (or owner) choosing to go with the crysis engine for their massive game on a whim.

If you could cook a chicken that fast with one slap, wouldn’t it be disintegrated from the force of the blow?

Go where? She went to Beita, a Palestinian town where residents there invited her; you know who wasn’t supposed to be in this Palestinian town? The IDF

You mean the TURKISH American of TURKISH origin whose ethnically TURKISH? Why yes, I’ve heard of the TURKISH American who happened to die when nearby forces happened to open fire, on the TURKISH American of TURKISH ethnicity who TURKISH TURKISH TURKISH

I guess the sun being loud shouldn’t really be all that strange; if I recall correctly the sun has explosions happening on it everywhere all the time, the strange part though is the whole sound lasting for thirteen years part.

Wait you mean you guys can’t hear that?

I thought a Sonic boom was when Sonic drops the mic

Mollusk probably (edit: snails and worms are mollusks)

That’s nothing; Tigers and Pandas are still around in the same time period as the electronic device you used to post this!

When people are using mental interface devices to gravitate to their Mars colony it’ll be such a mindbender to realize ye olde memes were being made at the same time all those mammalian fossils from extinct species like elephants and rhinos were carbon dated to!

To be fair it’s still hard to get over that Mammoths were still around at that point; it really feels like they’re from a much earlier era. Also hard to really grasp how advanced people were even that early on.

Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.

But…I liked Prometheus and its sequel…

And this Disney princess doesn’t get pregnant, YOU do!

if flat earthers would just write books

Yup, if Pratchett had been born thirty or forty years later we would have gotten unhinged twitter rants instead of discworld