Please stop bringing this kind of crap into “uplifting news.”

This is objectively sad news. I’m not happy a kid isn’t getting supported by his teacher at school. While it’s probably good he was fired for it, it’s not what I’d call “uplifting” at all.

Bahahaha $240/yr is beyond ludicrous. They should be paying us to use it lol.

Having no actual presence on social media

I’ve got some bad news for you…

Interesting. How do they pronounce father and bother? They are the same for me (a westerner).

Certain mispronunciations, such as when someone mispronounces “escape” as “excape,” “moot” as “mute,” “etcetera” as “excetera,” and finally “supposedly” as “supposably.”

I know this is meant to sound like the expansion is fast, but it is in fact really, REALLY slow.

Look I’m all for trees and such, especially in urban environments, and I know it’s true that more foliage brings down the temperature compared to concrete jungles, but this is far from a guide, let alone a cool one. I’d call it a meme.

In rural Wyoming and Utah, the interstate highway speed limit is 80mph, which is around 130 km/h. Most people regularly do 85, if not 95 mph (145 km/h).

This – in Denver on I-25, the speed limit is 55 mph, but if you stay below that you’re taking your life into your hands because everyone will be whipping by you at least 10 (and often 20) mph faster. Honestly, speed up a bit and it feels safer because there isn’t such a speed differential between you and everyone else.

“Scheduling”

I’m always a little surprised that people go to such effort to create a meme, but can’t be bothered to check their spelling.

Per the article, I wonder if they have to “mash” the thumb, or if they can simply press it? 🙄

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I still cringe at the “posted on x, formerly known as Twitter” wording everyone feels the need to use, even almost a year later.

I think we should all just call it Twitter and ignore the name change.

Tungsten enters the chat

No need to be sexist. I don’t care about your opinion on my muscles regardless of what’s in your pants.

The string doesn’t want to do anything, it’s a fucking string. The force of gravity is acting on the string but it’s not collapsing due to the tension from the springy plastic strips.

It looks cool but this isn’t magic, geez.