They can suck my dick

It always suggests me the same WhatsApp contacts I have never spoken too and a couple of group chats that are ancient. I seem to remember it working a long time ago

Oh thank goodness. Crisis averted.

Call me when they start assassinating people within US borders with drones

Oh I’m glad he’s taken up boxing…

I mean, it could be good as an outlet, provided he ends up around the right people.

When did I miss jeans?

Ants did 9/11?!

I’m pretty sure the effects of inbreeding have always been well known.

Sorry to ackshully, the joke was funny

I’m all for taking the piss out of it, casually.

Privitization going well then

Please fail to undock. I’ve loved every moment of this fiasco and I don’t want it to end

Same energy as, “why don’t you become massively rich and then change the system from the inside…” My step dad says that all the time when suggesting I get a job in a huge corporation.

Does The Batman count? Or is that emo? Please don’t hate me, I’m an old man.

God hates them?

Space x has taken a vast quantity of tax payers money. I’ve been following them since back when they were trying to launch cheese on the falcon 1.

Always, always set an alarm

Please explode. Or better yet get stick in orbit as a testament to private enterprise

I think what they are getting at is that an animal tends to not want to run into a spear, so I’m thinking there might be some trickery involved such as concealing the spear or rapidly bringing it to bear

I’m guessing you can do the old trick of lying them flat and then jerking them up at the perfect moment with rope. Or as the article says, have balls of steel and let the animal charge you, planting the spear at the very last moment

You know tibet was a feudal slave state before right? It made sense that, whilst throwing off their own shackles, they popped next door and got rid of those liege lords as well. You also know that the only people from Hong Kong who actually complain are rich business owners upset that they can’t exploit the poor like they could under British rule?

Taiwan was been a nationalist hold out ruled under a military dictatorship for most of its existence. Their leadership does not represent the will of the Chinese people, they are literally just a US puppet.

They will reintegrate with the mainland peacefully, despite western attempts to stir up a regional war. All the US can offer is blood and subjugation under capital. China offers progress and peace.