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Cake day: July 15th, 2023

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzstacked
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    5 hours ago

    You know that they’ve found dicks scrawled on bathroom stalls in pompei, in basically the same style we still scrawl dicks on bathroom stalls.

    Also, the your-mom jokes, yelp-esque reviews, and yelp-esque reviews of your mom.

    Yeah. we’ve grown a lot as species. And also, haven’t grown at all.

    Also, the senator’s name was Gregg Abotticus.



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    7 hours ago

    For example, you know what’s an incredibly common thing to find on a dig? Dildos. Phallic stuff is everywhere, and when you find a well-polished, life-sized clay dick, it’s pretty clear what it was used for

    I’m just going to imagine that they were using it to slap politicians in the face with dildos. Because something about roman senators getting slapped with a clay horsecock makes me laugh.











  • What are you using for sauce?

    I usually mop on a sauce that’s brown sugar, bourbon, apple vinegar, garlic ( pasted with a microplane extra fine, minced is fine but…. Lumpy….) some ginger, orange zest, salt and the smallest pinch of cinnamon.

    Finally, habanero. I soak them in booze to extract the capsaicin (bourbon, though a mild vodka won’t intrude. The peppers themselves are quite fruity, and you can control the heat a lot better this way.) (also, the resultant pepper-vodka is great to prank anyone rude enough to ask for a vesper.)

    I keep the sauce in the cold side of the smoker where it can soak up the flavor.

    (What? Vespers are nasty. Ian Fleming created them for Bond…. And even he thought they were disgusting.)


  • You’re not providing your bank credentials directly to the third-party, either. They use OAuth-like systems to log you in, typically. I’m not familiar with Ozow, specifically, but from what I can tell about their company, they appear to be doing mostly the same things as Plaid.

    Plaid or Ozow is the third party. You’re using their system, which they control, to provide your credentials.

    You’re trusting that a) they’re not malicious and b) they have their shit together and c) even though they do have their shit together someone doesn’t find a random exploit anyhow.

    As for the first. yeah. that’s a problem. At that point it really doesn’t matter, does it? why would you trust Ozow or anyone else in that sort of environment with your banking credentials? or even the bank with your money?