Weapons optional

Seriously for a blog with the word in title they whiffed on this one

CENTCOM are the HQ for the madlads that made “proportional response” a meme. They were supposed to sink a couple ships and disable a few oil platforms and instead pretty much obliterated half of the Iranian navy in the process.

I hope he gets it and dies gasping

Remember you’re hungry when you get this message. IDK about you but rhat turns me into a different beast altogether.

SHOCKED that you’re in here tongue-punching his balloon knot

Go back to rumble dude

To stave off cancer caused by their other products