I often wonder if those people actually are more skilled than their MMR implies, but they lose a nontrivial amount of games by being toxic and tilting teammates. Cursed to always be surrounded by inferior players because of their own attitude.

Trump’ll fix it

I watched that again recently and thought it was still funny. Fuck the haters!

I was recently behind a woman in the queue at a hardware shop, asking for advice because her landlord had painted white gloss on the inside of her bath

I know, who gets phone numbers these days?

Eh it’s better than making plastic shite to deliberately throw away

That portrayal was so bad that the leading theory is his character was actually an American faking it

Which is why it’s a waste of good lithium cells, as the guy you replied to was saying

They’re rechargeable lithium batteries, they should last years. Not a week.

I watch NFL from the UK where none of this applies, you can get a subscription service that covers all games. I went to my friend’s house to watch it once, but his TV didn’t have the right app so I went to cast it from my phone. The app blocked casting. Maybe watch it from a laptop with HDMI? Also didn’t work.

We pirate now.

Casually everybody will obviously carry on saying “accident” for now, but I wonder how fast it will filter down from official language to every day language. Would be interesting to watch the trend over the next few decades. Like how people still say “road tax”.

Yep totally lost the plot. You’re right it’s impossible to cook safely without latex gloves on 🙄

Exactly, so you agree it’s the same whether you have gloves on or not? It’s all about being hygienic and following the rules

Yeah so the unhygienic people scratch their arse with their gloves on. Now what?

I don’t understand this obsession with gloves. When I worked at McDonald’s, we didn’t wear gloves. Do you wear gloves when you cook at home? Of course not. Just wash your hands.

I’m not saying any of that I just want to see sexy movies

Well then you tell me why Steven Seagal has made 50+ movies

Hey guys, uh, this is a video showing you how to light a candle. Lighting a candle is gonna be pretty useful if it’s dark or if you want your house smelling nice, but sometimes it can be kinda difficult, I’ve had a lot of comments asking me to make this video so I’m uh I’m gonna go ahead and show you how to light this candle. This is a candle I got from Tesco but you can get them from anywhere really…

About £20, not really worth the effort but that’s how they get ya!

I had to claim a refund from Northern after a train was cancelled recently. They took weeks to get in touch, eventually asking me for my address. Another couple of weeks later a cheque arrived in the post. Like it’s fucking 1950.