Word on the street is that he masterminded Project 2025.

Manchin is officially more right wing than checks headlines the Cheney clan…

Good on them for trying.

I’ll be honest, it’s better than it looks

I didn’t know “malign actors” meant “a person who shouldn’t have to pay for their drinks”

It’s a problem. I’ve consumed so much Dan Harmon content that his writing voice has crept in. At this point I’m what you get if Jeff Winger didn’t work out or do speeches.

Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.

I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.

And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?

In 2021, no less 🫢

I’ve begun assuming any culture war rage bait bullshit is just Russian troll farms or their copycats. They poisoned the well on purpose, so I’ve decided to let them drink it instead. It isn’t always going to be accurate, but it’s great for my mental health.

Oh it’s made by Foxconn. The company with nets around their tall buildings. Why? No reason! That’s the Foxconn guarantee. ©

So that’s what’s the matter with me

Oh, word? I think scrubbing my account with some AI junk would take like an entire day then

Another “are we the Fire Nation?” moment, brought to you by US history.

(We totally are, but even the FN wasn’t all bad)

I hate that guy

Get yourself one too

I guess we can be sure the family doesn’t own a dog.

With what API?