My first attempt at cooking with weed I used an ounce in a 9"x9" brownie pan. One brownie and I could feel hair growing in my mouth

Little known fact, Florida floats

And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?

Nowadays naming your kid is a way to make a statement about yourself. Like a vanity plate.

Flew with my two buddies one of which worked for the airline. We were flying “standby” when that was still a thing (90’s). We flew the red eye from Denver to Vancouver Canada through a thunderstorm on a plane that was practically empty. Lightning actually hit the plane, I had no idea it happened until a stewardess told my airline buddy. On the way back we were at the airport in Seattle and were about to get bumped (again standby) when they gave us first class seats

I love visiting Seattle! My favorite thing to do is get the hell out of Seattle

Life At A Snail’s Pace

Usually I warn my 81 year old dad about these scams. Don’t think I need to worry about this one, he wouldn’t be tech savvy enough to find the windows button

“The person of interest was named as Joseph A. Couch, 32, according to Kentucky State Police and the Laurel County Sheriff’s Office. He’s described as white, 5 feet, 10 inches tall and weighing 154 pounds.” Police have not yet determined if there is a romantic connection to J.D. Vance

If it was Russia the whale would have fallen out a window

They love the feeling of smoke being blown up their ass. How else do you explain them endorsing candidates that consistently vote to make it easier for criminals to get their hands on military grade weapons?

Nobody lies about having worked at McDonald’s

Not an expert but from how I understand it that alone doesn’t qualify him to plead insanity. An insane person will act as if they are unaware of what they are doing is wrong.

The same Bernie Madoff that died in jail?

… in America. Fixed that for you

I’m gonna wait for the movie

They’re too edgy to vote and if they can be bothered vote third party

Ah thanks for clarifying

Also gas lines and radiator hoses

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