Hyphlosion

Not all of it is BS. There’s some good stuff in there, like the golden rule.

It also warns about hypocrites like Trump and MAGA. People who loudly proclaim to be christian, but are the exact opposite through their actions, especially of treating people like dirt (putting it mildly). And of people being led astray by them.

It’s ironic that these folks who claim to love the Bible are often called out by the Bible. Makes me wonder if they even read it…

OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

We usually call ‘em clankers.

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ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!

DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…

“Excessive lens flare”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

Four White Mages? It’ll never work.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.