This is so good, I’ve always been a big fan of poetry that uses line breaks with intention. The structure of a poem can be just as impactful as word choice, sometimes moreso. Great find :)

If your microwave has the option, set it to power level 6 (or 60%) and up the time by 1.5-2x. No more blisteringly hot plates with ice puck food on top!

I’m getting Discworld, the art style feels very Paul Kidby