Ioughttamow

Doesn’t seem to help 🫠

That’s a big chungus

Classy

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Swiftboat 2?

Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

Like a couch cover?

Orb death

Someone should drive a Sherman tank through it, drunk, dressed up as Ulysses s grant

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

But also dumb

The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election

Tried to break their hand with their legs, classic mistake

One day you’re pondering the orb. The next you’re strung out, fuckeating some tomatoes, and denying that your son even exists

A decade later, the babaloots would use their CIA supplied arms to establish a theocracy in Thneedville

This color does run apparently 🫠

Monsieur Caleidoscope

I thought freedom had to be made of metal, so it can ring?