We have re-invented trains for the 500th time. Good job world.

I’m sorry friend. Stopping is not an option. Drown the memories of your past with the memories of the future.

I’ll let you know in 2 years when it is on sale for at least 50% off.

What is micromobility? I am unfamiliar with this term.

I’m also convinced these are really just paid for by Apple ads. I’ve never seen anyone care about such a thing.

Yes, which works for the few, but they know that the majority are completely oblivious and will just consume whatever they are given.