If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

Much like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it’s too sexy for young minds.

Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

Thank god.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

I’ll get to work on my coffin!

Of course. They’re pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once “mobilized”.